2018 Kinky Fuckery Black Friday and Holiday Deals

The day this blog post goes live is the day before Thanksgiving (and two days before Black Friday). On the day after Thanksgiving, our annual favorite toys of the year round-up podcast episode drops. Basically, what I’m saying, is that we’re in a kinky-fuckery-with-kinky-sex-toys kind of mood around here.

Call me a babygirl (and I am), but as much as I like buying presents for other people, I loooooove buying fun things for myself. And I refuse to believe I’m the only one. So if you want to indulge yourself (or your partner) this holiday season, here’s a quick round-up of holiday deals and Black Friday sales from companies who sell products we love.

Check the dates carefully because some sales don’t start until Black Friday (November 23) and all the sales end on different dates.

**We’re an affiliate of some (but not) all of these companies. That means if you use a coupon code or click on a link and make a purchase, we make a small commission. When you do that, you’re fueling this website and our coffee addiction.**

Hot Octopuss

2018 Black Friday deals for Hot Octopuss

Hot Octopuss hasn’t put out a sex toy yet that we haven’t loved. From the Pulse III Duo to the Atom Plus, we love them all. From Friday, November 23 through Monday, November 26, you get TWO deals:

20 percent off everything with code BF20

50 percent off the Queen Bee with code QB50

Want to know what we think about Hot Octopuss? Check out our reviews for the Pulse III Duo, Queen Bee, Pocket Pulse, and Atom Plus.

Shop Hot Octopuss


You know how we feel about Lodbrock (watch our review here). I mean, hello, we’re doing a big giveaway with them right now. (You have until the end of November 2018 to enter!) Their Bad Santa sale is going on right now and continues through the month of November — while supplies last. You can save 50 percent off select items (scroll down to see them). The prices listed below aren’t in US dollars but the site will convert for you.

Shop Lodbrock’s Sale 

2018 Bad Santa Sale from Lodbrock

Mystery Vibe

Black Friday Mystery Vibe sale 2018

The Crescendo by Mystery Vibe is one of the first “high tech” vibrators John Brownstone and I ever tried. It’s designed to bend and conform to your body (no twisting it, only bending). And it was one of the first times I watched John Brownstone try a vibrator. (Talk about hot, y’all!)

From now until Tuesday, November 27, Mystery Vibe is offering a great deal — and the Crescendo isn’t cheap. If you’re looking for a new type of vibrator or you’ve had your eye on the Crescendo, now might be the perfect time to get one!

Save 30 percent off the Crescendo and 20 percent off the pre-sale price of their latest product, Tenuto. We have no opinion on the Tenuto because we haven’t tried it. But we have tried the Crescendo (read the review).

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We’ve tried a few toys by Svakom over the years: Keri (a clitoral vibrator), Tyler (a cock ring), and Vick (a prostate massager). While we don’t love everything they make, overall, they’re pretty good.

From November 21 through November 24, they’re offering a buy three sex toys, get one free deal. You pick three, and the least expensive one will be completely free! Since their toys range from $60 and higher, that could be a good deal

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Kinky Cloth

I’m throwing Kinky Cloth in here because we love them (check out our video review). And last year when I asked about a Black Friday sale, they gave us a permanent coupon code for y’all. No matter what day you shop — anytime of year, if you use our coupon code KINKYKAYLALORDS you save 25 percent off your order!

How generous is that?!

John Brownstone and I plan to order more shirts, but they’ve got all kinds of other kinky gear.

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Not everything we love is in this list. These are just the deals and sales we know about for Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and the holidays. Check out our full list of stuff we love for more ideas!

And if more of our favorite brands offer big sales in December, we may do another of these round-ups, because we all deserve more kinky fuckery at a lower price.

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