Kinking Our Favorite Christmas Songs LB018

Kayla Lords and John Brownstone host this week’s episode of Loving BDSM. A quick “Merry Christmas” for all the listeners, and a little fun, kinking up a few Christmas songs.

In this episode:

  • Kayla gets a crazy idea, and John Brownstone lets her run with it.
  • What if their favorite Christmas songs had a kinky element?
  • Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
  • Last Christmas
  • Jingle Bells
  • Little Drummer Boy
  • All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Have a Merry Christmas to those who celebrate and Happy Friday to those who don’t!

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Full Transcript:

You’re listening to Loving BDSM podcast: episode 18. Merry Christmas! Yes, we’ve got a show on Christmas morning, but in keeping with the spirit of things, we wanted to share a few tunes we’ve been humming over the past few weeks. Hey, everybody. Kayla Lords here with the amazing, the wonderful, the man who still won’t give me a hint about my presents – John Brownstone! Welcome to the Loving BDSM podcast. If this is your first time listening, glad to have you! If you’re back for another week, welcome back! Loving BDSM is produced every Friday for your kinky pleasure and education and show notes are found at Come back often and feel free to add the podcast to your favorite RSS feed or iTunes. If you love what you hear, we’d love a good review on iTunes to help other kinksters find us! You can follow me on Twitter @KaylaLords or stalk John Brownstone at All links are in the show notes.

This is a quick show today because, well, it’s a freaking holiday, and if anyone is even listening today, I absolutely love you for it!

I’m going to make a confession. I can’t carry a tune in a bucket. I love, love, love music. I love to sing. I’ll dance, hum, and tra-la-la with the best of them. But it’s not something anyone else really wants to witness.

On the other hand, Daddy has a decent voice and is pretty creative, so when I shared my thought for today, he was completely on board.

It started when I got the song, “Have yourself a merry little Christmas” stuck in my head. Except, being the pervy girl I am, that’s not exactly what I was singing.

Instead it was…

“Have yourself a kinky little Christmas…”

And an idea was born. What if some of our holiday favorites were re-imagined for the kinky among us? What would that sound like?

Have yourself a merry little Christmas becomes…

JB: Have yourself a kinky little Christmas. May your ass glow red.

K: And you may remember the song Last Christmas a little differently…

JB: Last Christmas I reddened your ass. The very next day, it faded away.

K: What about Jingle Bells?

JB: Nipple clamps. Nipple clamps. Tug and pull and play.

K: Hmmm, what if instead of Little Drummer Boy, we had…

JB: Maybe it could be Kinky Submissive Boy?

Come, I told him.

Pa rum pum pum pum.

A nice hard cock I see

Pa rum pum pum pum

K: OMG, we might be going to hell for that one! One of my favorite Christmas songs used to be “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth.”

JB: Or do you mean…

All I want for Christmas is to suck his cock. Suck his cock. Just to suck his cock.

K: I won’t complain about that as a Christmas present.

Okay, I think we’ve had enough fun for today, don’t you, Daddy?

Even though next Friday is New Year’s Day, and we’ll be speeding down the highway coming back from our vacation, we will still have an episode. Next week will be all about kinky resolutions you can make for the coming year.

Keep it kinky, y’all, and we’ll see you next week!

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